This is not your toddler's Bible Story Hour. We'll cover the epic, recognizable stories of the Bible ... but we're giving you the Director's (yes, capital D) cut. That means we're going to include the parts that you don't read to your kids because ... well, they're not so kid-friendly. We're talking about classic Bible characters who ate honey from a rotting carcass, passed out drunk and naked, had their eyeballs plucked out, and much more. God doesn't gloss over the dark sides of our lives because He can redeem it all.